lgtm-but

A parody of GitHub PR reviews. Generate a fake pull request and watch it get torn apart by nine reviewer archetypes — the Staff Engineer who's "seen this fail before," the 10x Engineer pushing a Rust rewrite, the Nitpicker blocking over a trailing space, the Architecture Astronaut who wants a factory pattern for a button component — while the PR author slowly loses their composure in the comments.

How it's built

Deliberately zero-framework: static HTML, vanilla JavaScript, no build step, no package.json. Each generated PR gets a unique ID persisted via localStorage and query params, so the (fictional) pain is shareable.

Reviewer cast

• Staff Engineer, 10x Engineer, Vibe Coder, Nitpicker
• Architecture Astronaut, Security Paranoid, Junior Senior, Library Evangelist, Documentation Obsessed